
City Cast DC with Michael Schaffer
Why this year’s budget is a shit sandwich
April 14, 2026 · 💌 Kaela
Morning! A new Virginian-designed app, PortaDash, finds the closest public toilet for when you’re stranded Downtown two iced coffees deep. You can even leave reviews (no TMI please). But, not to brag, I already have my own list of favorite public bathrooms mapped out 😬

What's CITY Talking About
Why This Year’s Budget Is a Shit Sandwich
Mayor Bowser’s proposed budget is catching some serious flak. We talked with her budget director Jenny Reed about why the Bowser administration proposed making cuts to day care and medical leave over raising taxes. [WUSA9/City Cast DC 🎧]
Youth Curfew Is Ineffective, Advocates Say
A group of advocates is calling for an end to D.C.’s controversial youth curfew, saying the policy is ineffective and targets Black kids. The curfew, put in place by emergency legislation, will expire on April 15. [NBC4]
- At the same time, four more arrests were made during a teen takeover in Navy Yard over the weekend, the second takeover this month. [WTOP]
DC School Applications Plummet
Applications for local pre-K programs are down 14% this year amid federal layoffs, declining birth rates, and the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown. Drops were steeper — nearly 25% — in immigrant neighborhoods and at schools with Spanish dual-language programs. [Washington Post 🔒]
Paint the Town White
President Trump submitted plans to cover the Eisenhower Executive Office Building in a “magic” white paint, which he says would prevent stains and water damage. But a group of preservationists warn that the paint job would not align with the surrounding architecture and is unlikely to work on the building’s granite surface. [CNN]
Naked Burglar Apprehended
Police arrested a notorious naked burglary suspect in Centreville yesterday during an early morning stakeout. Sedrick Walker, 21, fled the scene naked, on foot, but was tracked down by drones and charged with multiple counts of burglary. [Fox5]
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What To Do
Tuesday, April 14
- 👯 Queer line dancing night at DC9 (Shaw)
- 🖼️ Little Pop Up Art Gallery at Dew Drop Inn (Eckington)
- 🧩 Puzzle Night at Red Bear Brewing (NoMa)
- ✨ Profs & Pints: Goddess of Spring and the Underworld at Penn Social (Penn Quarter)
- 🎥 Film Screening “Canary” at the West End Library
- 🪶 Feather Identification Lab Talk at the Natural History Museum (National Mall)
- 🃏 Artist Trading Card Swap at Merry Pin (Takoma)
- 🎺 UNCSA Symphony Orchestra at Washington National Cathedral
Wednesday, April 15
- 🤘 Tunes: The Braymores / Echo Plum at DC9 (Shaw)
- 🗳️ Ranked Choice Voting Townhall at MLK Library (Downtown)
- 🍴 Forked Podcast Live Taping at GW University (Foggy Bottom)
- 🎹 Tunes: Alice Phoebe Lou at Lincoln Theatre (U St. NW)
- 🇪🇸 Journalist Talk: USA and Spain at the Embassy of Spain (Columbia Heights)
- 🎵 Tunes: Musicians from Marlboro at the Asian Art Museum (National Mall)
- 🖼️ NMWA Nights (Metro Center)

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